The perfect Xmas gift

God DetectorI've found the perfect Xmas gift. The Yo-God God Detector. As it says on the site: "We all want to know if God exists; maybe He just needs a reliable method to let us know He's here. The Yo-God God Detector gives God a way to send a simple, unambiguous message of His presence". Ingenious in it's simplicity, the detector comprises a dial that God can move from 'No' to 'Yes' to indicate that He is there. Movement of your God Detector's indicator dial can be reported on the site.

What better gift to give on the anniversary of His son's birthday?

[Edit: I suppose to be PC, I should mention other religions, especially in these sensitive times. Unfortunately, however, I can't vouch for whether the God Detector will work for Allah, Zeus, Wotan or whichever other god you are waiting to hear from.]