Get a life

Naturally, as a divorce lawyer I take an interest in any news related to divorce. Unfortunately, however, most divorce news comprises stories of various major or not so major celebrities' marriage breakdowns, usually lurid and acrimonious. Recently these have included McCartney/Mills, Carlos Santana, Britney Spears and Chantelle (whoever she is). Now, I know that I've mentioned some of these on Family Lore, but only in jest or to make a serious law-related point. If there is anything more tedious or tiresome than having to listen to fireworks every evening for a fortnight, it is the sordid details of a celebrity divorce. Who reads this stuff, and why don't they have anything better to do?