Thursday, November 29, 2007

Immaculate Concept

Following on from this post, may I recommend the perfect Christmas gift for anyone of a religious/gullible persuasion. A pair of Virgin Mary Holy Toast presses. As the blurb says, don't leave it to chance to receive your religious effigy, and in any event: "The problem with your everyday religious apparitions is that, well, for the fainthearted at least, they're a bit rubbish. Often it takes an almost suicidal leap of faith to see your chosen deity appear in your breakfast." The Holy Toast presses "will guarantee you a highly visible (even to the faithless), and perfect Virgin Mary every time".

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