Dispatch from the Front

As we are constantly being reminded, today is D-Day, the day when more people commence divorce proceedings than any other, so I thought I'd take the opportunity between telephone calls to file a brief report on hostilities.

Well, I'm glad to say that I appear to have landed on Sword beach rather than Omaha. There has been some German resistance, but that was mopped up pretty quickly. Casualties have been light, and I am hopeful of making it off the beach alive.

Perhaps all my clients are busy spending their lottery winnings.