In a fit of excitement last night I woke my cat Muhammad to tell him my brilliant idea for drumming up new business."The trouble is," he said, yawning, "you don't have the body to appear in Playgirl."
"No." I agreed. "My body would put people off."
"Maybe you could have a body double. How about George Clooney?" Suggested Muhammad.
"Yes, that could work." I said. "But what would we call my advice column?"
"How about 'The Lawyer of Lust'?"
"Now you're talking." I said.
Muhammed paused for a moment, thoughtfully scratching his ear with a back paw. "So," he said, "how do we get you known to Playgirl? We have to do some outrageous advertising campaign."
"Ah." I said. "That could be a problem."
Muhammad's green eyes lit up. "I've got it." He said. "Advertise yourself on condom wrappers, with the slogan: 'Protect Your Assets With Johnny Bolch!'"
"Perfect!" I said. "Call the advertising agency!"
Muhammad sighed, and went back to sleep.
If that picture appeared on the packet it would have a contraceptive effect before the condom was unwrapped.
ReplyDelete"I'm sorry love...the moment has passed..."
No offence - just a bit of fun.
Maybe I should have picked a better looking body? ;-)
ReplyDeleteYou mean...that's not your body? People at the BBC have been sacked for less!
ReplyDeleteNo, it's not - but don't tell anyone!
ReplyDeleteGood grief, John
ReplyDeleteI had no idea. let me know which steroid you are on... I might try it. I am slim... but those abs are a problem for me...
No steroids - just healthy living (and the odd cigarette).
ReplyDeleteI had a look at my own stomach... it seems that I have a 'one pack'.
ReplyDeleteMaybe a few sit ups are needed in my case.