The Naked Truth

When you've been doing this kind of work for as long as I have, you think you've come across everything. Well, you would be wrong. I've never had a case where the wife wants a divorce because her husband hired a nude maid to clean the house while she was away. This was what apparently happened in Tampa, Florida last Friday. The wife, who does not wish to be named, was away caring for her mother and meanwhile her husband found the 'maid' on the Internet: "Authorities said the woman arrived at the home in a one-piece, light colored dress. She took off the dress and cleaned the house for $100-per-hour." The husband might have got away with it, but for the fact that when the wife returned she found that $40,000 worth of jewellery was missing from the house. Police say that model Kenna DiMartini (pictured) is a 'person of interest' in connection with the case.

One thing I can't fathom: the husband said that he left the 'maid' alone to clean the bedroom, where the jewellery was kept. Quite why a man should pay $100 an hour for a nude maid and then not watch her at work is beyond me.