Saturday, September 13, 2008

Bad Advice

Here's a solution to that perennial problem: your spouse snoring (who says I don't give advice on this blog?). The "snore room" is a small room off of the marital bedroom with a single bed in it, to which you can retire if your spouse's snoring becomes too much for you.

Now, as a divorce lawyer I can't condone this idea. My real advice is to stay put in the marital bed until you can't stand your spouse's snoring any longer, then call your divorce lawyer.

8 comments:

  1. And there I was, thinking a pillow was effective enough!

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  2. Well, that is another option...

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  3. I don't know what all the fuss is about, I can't hear myself snore. For those that can, industrial ear plugs solves the problem...

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  4. Perhaps you should have titled the post "Bed Advice", and thereafter encourage family law firms with a good commercial eye to set up practice in their local branch of SureSprung......

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  5. Brilliant idea! I'm off to set up a branch office immediately...

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  6. "My real advice is to stay put in the marital bed until you can't stand your spouse's snoring any longer, then call your divorce lawyer."

    ...but presumably not leaving it so long that you then need to call your Defence Lawyer.

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  7. Good point - don't want those criminal lawyers taking our work!

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