Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Contrition

My Dearest Geeklawyer,

Please accept my humblest apologies for my unpardonable failure to attend LawBlog 2008 last night. Unfortunately, the exigencies of making a meagre crust in these most difficult of times (and having to fit five days' work into a three day week) meant that I was unable to extricate myself from my workplace until such a late hour that my attendance at your illustrious gathering was no longer viable. Further, my efforts to get my work done so that I could leave on time only served to exhaust my feeble body, resulting in my having to retire to my bedchamber at 9 pm.

I realise that none of the above serves to excuse the inexcusable, and I ask your forgiveness for my pathetic inadequacies.

Your most humble servant,

Etc., etc...

4 comments:

  1. This will not be enough....he will still demand your soul.

    It was nice knowing you.

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  2. You're right. Time to make a will...

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  3. A damn shame you weren't there. Couldn't you have sent Muhammad to represent you?

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  4. No, he was too busy catching birds - not unlike Geeklawyer, from what I hear...

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