Today I made my long journie
To the greate cathedral citie,
Through many roadwerks I fought
My waye to Caunterbury Combined Courte.
Before the Distreet Judge I wente
On an ancilery releef First Appointmente.
Thankefullie directiones were agreede
So there was no neede to pleede.
The hearing was shorte
Then I left the courte.
[With apologies to the late G. Chaucer.]