ARSE!! I sored a pathetic 16 and am fit only for the Magistrates Court!!! ( best place for a putative pupil barrister, really - well, that and Chambers Whine Cellar.....)Excellent game, though John , LOL!!!
Glad you liked it, but I worry about my sanity sometimes...
Hm - I think I worry about your sanity sometimes too !! * adopts nurse mode, checks pluse* - are you suffering from Acute on Chronic Twitteritis, Mr Bolch?!
(PS: I am getting better at this, I've just been promoted to the County Court!!)
Thanks for that diagnosis. Now back to Twitter...
Well, I put you all to shame - as a mere mortal I now have the dubious pleasure/honour of appearing in the House of Lords. Have it !!!!
Actually, the thought of dozing in th Lord's all day does hold a certain appeal......
*waaaaaaah!!* I cant get out of the County Court!!!!
Clue: Keep hitting the space-bar - pretend it's Jeremy Kyle.
* Wails* But I AM hitting my spacebar!! I will NEVER get to the House of Lords, because my computer has lost the plot!!!
Minxy - my tip to you, having achieved a position in the Lords.. every time.. hee hee.. is to start hitting the spacebar before the game even starts and well afterwards... (drinking wine before, during and afterwards was also conducive to a high score)Steph xx
You're quite right - the timer starts as soon as the game starts - i.e. when the titles are on screen. A bit of crap programming...
BUM! I have been sent DOWN from the County Court back to the Mag!
You sure your space-bar is working properly? ;-)
'yawns', i see no one has achieved my elevated status to the Lords and i worked it out without your help Mr Bolch ....
Got it! Although I must say, doing something that rapidly rhythmic to my computer just...feels...wrong.
:-) I accept no responsibility for broken keyboards!
Thats it. If I take this game to be a karmic prediction of my ability to build a practice as a Barrister am feted Never EVER to escape from the Magistrates Court! O Woe!
... or maybe being good at it denotes that you have wasted too much time playing computer games and are therefore not suitable for the Bar!
Ah, you are ever the Diplomat, Mr Bolch - now , if I can JUST pursuade 5000 OTHER Bar hopefuls to come and have a crack at this game........
At LAST!! I just made my FIRST a appearence in the House of LORDS!!!(* Faints with Exhaustion*)
This really is a great stress buster; does Mr Geeklawyer know he is being defamed in this way??? Oh well, as a lawyer, I am sure he has a sense of humour :)Second attempt sees me in the AC, but as I am currently suffering from finger cramp as a result, I think I will abstain and mooch off back to my bureau and try do some work.Damn these blawgs, I get so distracted.
Law Minx: Congratulations!Natasha: Yes, Geeklawyer knows. He only made the High Court, and blames me for ruining his career!
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