Saturday, February 14, 2009

"Getting divorced is costly and time-consuming, so I decided not to bother"

In my search for an appropriate Valentine's Day story, I came across this. Old romantic Oliver Killeen has been arrested in Canada for alleged multiple bigamy. Killeen is married to women in Ontario, Ireland and England, police allege. They won't say exactly how many times Killeen is supposed to have been married, but he was previously the subject of a British documentary entitled 'The Conman with 14 Wives'. At that time, he apparently explained: "I presented myself as a dashing, suave sort of guy and women fell for it. I have a strong personality and an air of total respectability. And, of course, I'm a good lover - that's the sealing factor".

4 comments:

  1. He is going to need an ENORMOUS Ring Coffin, then....!!!!

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  2. Obviously, you are going to charge him the EARTH for it......!

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  3. What kind of lawyer do you take me for? Of course I'll charge the Earth.

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