To: The Editor, The Daily Telegraph
As a divorce lawyer I must insist that you remove this article from your website. At a time when divorce lawyers are struggling to retain their fee income, giving advice to couples upon what they should do to remain married is completely irresponsible. Don't you know there is a recession? How can you expect us to keep our fat cat lifestyles if people go around advising couples to stay married?
Any more of this nonsense and I may have to start reading The Guardian.
Shame on you.
Yours etc. etc...