Now that the family courts are open to the media, I thought I would make a few things clear:
1. Judges and magistrates are wicked evil people who will do anything to thwart the wishes of parents.
2. Lawyers are biased in favour of mothers, a fact that they hide from their father clients.
3. CAFCASS officers are incompetent, and will conceal evidence from parties if it suits their ends.
4. Social workers are politically motivated people who will do everything in their power to ensure that children are taken away from their parents.
5. Expert witnesses neither know nor care what they are talking about.
There, the truth is out. Now can we please just carry on as normal?