Saturday, December 05, 2009

Divorce iPhone App

...and on the subject of adultery, I would like to announce my new iPhone App, In flagrante delicto. If you catch your spouse in the act of adultery, you will be able to take incriminating photos, record the location with the phone's GPS and transmit all the information to your divorce lawyer, who will issue proceedings for you. In flagrante delicto will soon be available as a free download (of course, I'll take a cut of your solicitor's fees).

[In case any of you think I'm completely off my head, see this story in The Times this week.]

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