Lucrative liberation

Today is D-Day. No, not that D-day, but the far more important one when more people commence divorce proceedings than on any other day of the year. Apparently.

I'll leave it to others to speculate as to why so many people decide to start the new year by dissolving their marriage. For now, let us just rejoice at the heavenly sound of solicitors' cash registers ringing up their charges across the country. (Of course, if you want to save yourself a few (hundred) quid, then you could always cut out the middleman and Do Your Own Divorce.)