Vote for Dave!
As regular readers will know, politics usually leaves me colder than... well, a really cold thing. However, I read today that Dave Cameroon and his crazy bunch of Torees are promising to make Britain the most family-friendly country in Europe if they win some election-thingy that's coming up in a couple of months. So, everything will be wonderful thereafter: no more broken homes, no more child poverty and, best of all, no more of those awful people cohabitating with one another. Accordingly, we must all vote for Dave!