Montag and Pratt: Reality bites, at least for Heidi

I didn't actually know who Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were, but realised that they must be celebrities, as their names kept appearing on my news feed. Accordingly, as your intrepid Celebrity Watch reporter, it was my duty to investigate...

Apparently, Heidi and Spencer met on some MTV reality show, and were subsequently married. Seeing as I've made it my life's work to avoid reality TV shows, it's no wonder then that I didn't know who they were.

As is the way with reality TV marriages, the union failed to last. In fact, this report on MTV suggests surprise that it even lasted as long as it did: "In June, Heidi Montag filed for legal separation from her husband of over a year, Spencer Pratt". Heidi has now filed for divorce, and she clearly understands the realities of what is involved. She says: "there are assets to divide, work to be discussed, and we share our puppies". Good to know.

As for Spencer, I'm not so sure of his grasp of reality. Another report on MTV tells us that he 'has been busy tweeting about his love for mankind and the ways of the universe', with such gems as: "Remember, your thoughts are sent out on a magnetic frequency into the Universe," and: "Think only good things for yourself and the world and we can change all the negative energy into white positive energy for the earth". Hmm...

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