What the public think - the survey you've all wanted to see

Not wishing to miss out on the current trend to do a survey about anything and everything (the latest one is here), Family Lore has commissioned a survey of its own. 1000 people were asked: "What do you think of family lawyers?" The answers were revealing:

They're all thieving bastards - 66%

They're self-serving scum - 21%

They're a bunch of wankers - 6%

(Unprintable) - 5%

They're really quite nice people - 2%

1. The survey was carried out by OyYouGuv, two of whose researchers were assaulted after asking the question. They are still recovering in hospital.
2. 2% of those surveyed were family lawyers.