Tuesday, November 16, 2010
A letter to Prince William
May we at Venal & Grabbit congratulate you on your forthcoming marriage. We are so thrilled by this news that we may even allow our staff 20 minutes off to watch the ceremony on TV.
Whilst writing, we felt that it would be prudent to advise you to enter into a pre-nuptial agreement. One cannot be too careful, especially when one stands to inherit such enormous wealth from one's grand-mama. If you agree, then we would be honoured to prepare an agreement for you, for a very reasonable fee.
Your faithful servants,
Venal & Grabbit.