Montag and Pratt: Divorce can't buy me money

OK, let me get this right. Reality TV 'stars' Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt faked their 'divorce' in order to win a new TV show, and 'reconciled' when the TV deal fell through. Pratt (the more I hear about him, the more appropriate that name seems) told Life & Style magazine: "The divorce was real - just the idea behind it was different than most people's".

Excuse me while I go and bang my head against a brick wall...