Yesterday Venal & Grabbit won a famous victory for their client by successfully opposing a father's application to have contact with his children.
Speaking outside court, Mr Venal said: "It just goes to show that you get what you pay for. The father's cheap solicitors were hopeless. We at Venal & Grabbit pride ourselves in providing a superior service for a superior fee."
The father was seen to leave the court in tears. "I've got no sympathy for him," said Mr Venal, "that's what happens when you don't instruct the best."
If you have problems with your ex wanting to have contact with your children then we at Venal & Grabbit have people who can help. Just call this number: 01234 666-666. (Note: if you need to ask what our charging rates are, then you probably can't afford us, sorry. Requests for legal aid will be met with laughter, followed by the phone being hung up.)