Dear Messrs Venal and Grabbit,We at Tightwad and Curmudgeonly send greetings on this day of the plastic red rose, unspeakable plush toy and general inter-party disappointment in the fond hope that you generate as much filthy lucre from any instructions that result from such circumstances as arise during the day, as is inhumanly possible.We shall certainly be striving our hardest on this front, and are confident of considerable success given our valentine's w/e initiative.Sincerely Yours,Tightwad and Curmugeonly, Solicitors.
Dear Tightwad and Curmugeonly,Greetings, and thanks for your kind wishes.We are pleased to report that business has been swift today, as we trust it has been for you. Truly a very special day for all forward-thinking family lawyers!Yours in profits,Venal & Grabbit.
hehe.. that's awful! ;-)
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