Unhappy Valentine's Day


  1. Dear Messrs Venal and Grabbit,

    We at Tightwad and Curmudgeonly send greetings on this day of the plastic red rose, unspeakable plush toy and general inter-party disappointment in the fond hope that you generate as much filthy lucre from any instructions that result from such circumstances as arise during the day, as is inhumanly possible.

    We shall certainly be striving our hardest on this front, and are confident of considerable success given our valentine's w/e initiative.

    Sincerely Yours,

    Tightwad and Curmugeonly, Solicitors.

  2. Dear Tightwad and Curmugeonly,

    Greetings, and thanks for your kind wishes.

    We are pleased to report that business has been swift today, as we trust it has been for you. Truly a very special day for all forward-thinking family lawyers!

    Yours in profits,

    Venal & Grabbit.


Post a comment

Thank you for taking the time to comment on this post. Constructive comments are always welcome, even if they do not coincide with my views! Please note, however, that comments will be removed or not published if I consider that:
* They are not relevant to the subject of this post; or
* They are (or are possibly) defamatory; or
* They breach court reporting rules; or
* They contain derogatory, abusive or threatening language; or
* They contain 'spam' advertisements (including links to any commercial websites).
Please also note that I am unable to give advice.