A letter to Sir Paul

Sir Paul McCartney,
Mull of Kintyre,

7th May 2011

Dear Sir Paul,

May we at Venal & Grabbit congratulate you on your forthcoming marriage. We are so thrilled by this news that we may even allow our staff to listen to the Frog Song during their 5 minute lunch break.

Whilst writing, we felt that it would be prudent to advise you to enter into a pre-nuptial agreement. As we are sure you are aware given your past experience, one cannot be too careful. If you agree, then we would be honoured to prepare an agreement for you, for a very reasonable fee.

Your faithful servants,

Venal & Grabbit.


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