Sunday, June 19, 2011

Serial celebrations

Earl Spencer,
Althorp,
Northamptonshire.
Our ref: EV/B
Date: 19th June 2011

Dear Earl,

Re: Your Wedding

May I congratulate you upon your most recent nuptials. I apologise for not attending the celebrations yesterday but, whilst I appreciate your efforts to support the divorce industry, I'm afraid the fee that you offered was quite insufficient to make it worth my while. Perhaps next time.

Meanwhile, I enclose my business card, and look forward to hearing from you, in due course.

Yours etc.,

Edgar Venal

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