"Money for old rope. It's basically how much solicitors are prepared to pay someone to go and visit a grot hole of a place they'd never be seen dead in themselves. Let me guess. It's in Harlow County Court?"
As usual, Tim Kevan hits the nail on the head as our hero BabyBarista gets given a brief to do a directions hearing at my local county court, situated amidst the delights of Chatham town. (Please don't tell anyone that I used to practise five minutes from the court.)