Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Job Ad




Venal & Grabbit are looking to expand the current team.

We can offer:
  • Long hours,

  • Victorian working conditions,

  • An efficient billing system,

  • Access to manual typewriters,

  • Endless working for greater profitability,

  • Plenty of clients to fill all your waking working hours.

Successful applicants will work in the dungeon basement at Venal House, SW1. Applicants must be old school tie, and don't even think of applying if you don't have an Oxbridge first.

For an application form email

We are not an equal opportunities employer, so no women, faggots or cripples please.

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