Venal & Grabbit launch 'Make sure the kids spend Xmas with you' campaign

I have received the following press release from Messrs. Venal & Grabbit, Solicitors:


London, 21st November 2011: Venal & Grabbit has today launched its "Make sure the kids spend Xmas with you" campaign, aimed primarily at fathers seeking orders that they have contact with their children over the Xmas holidays.

Senior Partner Edgar Venal said: "Xmas is all about children, so don't let their bitch mother stop you from seeing your kids this Xmas. Give your children the best gift of all - time with their favourite parent. Instruct us now and for a very reasonable fee we will ensure that you get to have your children with you on Xmas day."