Tuesday, February 07, 2012

MIAM should be compulsory, say Venal & Grabbit

I have received the following press release from Messrs. Venal & Grabbit, Solicitors:
===PRESS RELEASE===

London, 7th February 2012: Leading firm of divorce lawyers Venal & Grabbit think all husbands should be advised to use MIAM™, their new method for hiding assets from greedy vindictive wives. Short for 'Move and Insulate All the Money', MIAM™ teaches wealthy husbands unbeatable methods for salting away property, in such a way that avaricious wives and interfering judges will never be able to find it.

Senior Partner Edgar Venal said: "These days many lily-livered lawyers fail in their duty to protect rich husbands from money-grabbing wives, resulting in many such men losing large parts of their hard-earned fortunes. We at Venal & Grabbit teach husbands the principles of MIAM™, to ensure they keep everything they deserve. We believe that all lawyers should advise their husband clients to use MIAM™ ...provided, of course, that they pay us an appropriate fee for doing so."


===ENDS===

2 comments:

  1. Ah now, this is discrimination, because rich wives get fleeced as well. Are you not going to advise us to hide our assets?

    As my solicitor said to me " he saw you coming Portia and only wanted your money"

    The court aided and abetted him all the way in getting it too.

    Poor males.!!

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    1. Don't tell anyone, but Edgar is just a teeny bit of a male chauvinist...

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