London, 7th February 2012: Leading firm of divorce lawyers Venal & Grabbit think all husbands should be advised to use MIAM™, their new method for hiding assets from greedy vindictive wives. Short for 'Move and Insulate All the Money', MIAM™ teaches wealthy husbands unbeatable methods for salting away property, in such a way that avaricious wives and interfering judges will never be able to find it.
Senior Partner Edgar Venal said: "These days many lily-livered lawyers fail in their duty to protect rich husbands from money-grabbing wives, resulting in many such men losing large parts of their hard-earned fortunes. We at Venal & Grabbit teach husbands the principles of MIAM™, to ensure they keep everything they deserve. We believe that all lawyers should advise their husband clients to use MIAM™ ...provided, of course, that they pay us an appropriate fee for doing so."