Monday, July 30, 2012

Venal & Grabbit launch dating service

Venal & Grabbit have today launched a new dating service. For a modest fee (refundable against any future divorce costs), Find-a-Spouse will match users by reference to a range of factors, including:
  • Their incompatibility;
  • Lack of mutual interests; and
  • Love of the single life.
In a hastily-written press release Partner Ebenezer Grabbit, standing in for senior Partner Edgar Venal, said: "We at Venal & Grabbit are old romantics at heart. In recent years there have been fewer and fewer divorces marriages. Find-a-Spouse will bring together unhappy couples and reverse that trend."

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