Divorced women prefer the colour yellow

More divorced women say their favourite colour is yellow than any other colour, according to a study commissioned by leading divorce lawyers Venal & Grabbit. The study, which polled 20 women who had been through a divorce, showed that seven said their favourite colour was yellow, followed by five who said they preferred pink. Two women said they liked mauve, and the rest refused to answer such an asinine question.

Venal & Grabbit Senior Partner Edgar Venal said: "This study tells us something very important about the divorce process, and therefore deserves full media coverage. By the way, Venal & Grabbit are the top divorce lawyers in the country - you should instruct us if you want the best service (a lot of) money can buy."