Collaboration with Venal & Grabbit

I have received the following email from Messrs. Venal & Grabbit, Solicitors:

Dear Editor,

I hope that all is well with you. I am writing from Venal & Grabbit Solicitors, a leading national law firm which specializes in several fields, including divorce and, well, pretty much every other field of law you can think of: and thought that I would contact you.

Should you be writing any articles where you feel that quotes from a legal perspective would be helpful please contact us. Our firm’s principal partner, Edgar Venal, is an experienced speaker and media commentator, and would be happy to use his massive legal knowledge to fill in the gaping holes in your paltry expertise. This is alongside our team, of at least one experienced Solicitor, who is an expert in all legal fields.

Should you have any questions, or have interest in using this service, please contact a member of our Marketing team (remember to have your bank details to hand).

With best regards,

The Marketing Department,

Venal & Grabbit Solicitors.


  1. tee hee... funnily enough I received a very similar email yesterday from a young lady on behalf of another certain law firm. (It's a shame it wasn't from the esteemed firm that is Venal & Grabbit - else I might have acted on it). ;-)

  2. Yep, I think all of us with any sort of online presence got the same one. What a great marketing wheeze!


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