IN THE COURT WHERE CASES LIKE THIS ARE HEARD
Case Reference:  CWCLTAH 1
1st April 2025
The Nice MR JUSTICE FLUFFY-WUFFY
MRS NODDY Wifey
MR NODDY Hubby
1. I will keep this judgment and the words in it as short as possible, so that any idiot can understand it.
2. Once upon a time there lived two very nice people, named Mr and Mrs Noddy.
3. Sadly, children, Mr and Mrs Noddy did not live happily ever after.
4. One day last year poor Mr and Mrs Noddy were attacked by the Big Bad Divorce Dragon, and they have been unhappy ever since.
5. Mr and Mrs Noddy have asked me to kill the Big Bad Divorce Dragon, so that they can live happily again, in two separate nice thatched cottages in Happilyeverafter Land.
6. So that they can buy those two nice thatched cottages I have decided that their howwible house where they live now should be sold, and the pennies that the buyer pays them should be put on a big scales and divided equally between Mr and Mrs Noddy.