How to trim your hedge
Last week I promised to explain how to trim your hedge so that criminals can't hide behind it. Unfortunately, my link up with Practical Gardening Weekly didn't work out, but so as not to disappoint, here goes.
What you have to do depends upon where you stand in the legal pecking order:
- Legal Aid lawyers: use a pair of shears.
- Private client lawyers: use electric hedge trimmers.
- Paul McCartney's lawyers: get your gardener to do it.

