The cautionary tale of a failed legal career, Part 1
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It's hard looking back on a failed career, knowing that it's far too late to put things right. You only get one life, and you messed yours up. Still, at least my cautionary tale might be a useful lesson to others.
Anyone contemplating a career in the law can easily find advice from those who have carved out a successful career in the profession, but I don't recall ever coming across advice from a lawyer whose career has not been a success. This strikes me as slightly odd: surely, just as one learns from one's own mistakes, others can learn from them too?
Anyway, that's my rationale for embarking upon this recounting of my sad little legal career.
Part 1: Wrong choices
Where to start? Well, I think things began to go wrong when I was just fourteen years old, faced with the momentous decision of what O-levels I should choose to study. I say 'momentous', as the choice effectively entailed deciding between the arts and the sciences. Looking back, I find it appalling that someone so young had to make such a choice, but there we are.
And I made the wrong choice. I went with the arts. As far as I can remember, the primary reason for that was that I wasn't too great at maths, although that probably had something to do with the fact that my maths teacher was quite hopeless.
Anyway, at a stroke my course in life was steered away from a science-based career. Of course, I could have changed track later, but that is never an easy thing to do, and in any event it was only some considerable time later that I realised my mistake, by when I had taken on financial responsibilities, making career change much harder.
Still, many different career choices remained available to me. The problem was that I simply didn't know what to do. I was not one of those fortunate ones who from a young age harboured an ambition to pursue a particular career. I had no ambition, and no idea what career to follow (the 5-minute interview with the school career officer was, as one would expect, quite useless).
And time was running. O-levels were followed by A-levels, and soon I was expected to choose what to study at university.
Well, not knowing what else to do I did what I suspect many young men do: I followed my father. He was 'in the law', having qualified as a barrister, and then being a magistrates' clerk. I recall I also had the (probably outdated) thought that a law degree was considered by many employers as a 'good all-rounder', providing access to other, non-legal, careers.
And so it was that in 1976 I found myself at Reading University. The next three years were some of the best of my life, but not because I enjoyed my studies. On the contrary, I loathed them.
OK, some subjects, such as criminal law, were quite interesting, but others, such as land law and equity, were utterly impenetrable. I remember that in the first year we had to study a non-law subject, and I chose history. I very nearly switched from a law degree to a history degree, but only didn't because I feared what my parents would think. Another bad choice.
So I struggled on with the law, eventually scraping a third class degree, which was probably more than I deserved.
But the whole experienced had so put me off of the law that I decided that a legal career was not for me. I therefore did not enrol at law college for the following year, as I would have had to do if I wanted to become a solicitor. Instead, I spent that year contemplating what on earth I should do with my life...